WWIII starters!

Here you make the countries argue over random stuff.

U.S. and China (with a dash of Canada)

USA: WE HAVE BARBEQUE

China: WE HAVE A WALL

USA: We do too...

Canada: so do we...

USA and China: THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!!!!! *resume arguing*

China: WE ARE THE LARGEST EXPORTER OF GOODS IN THE WORLD

USA: INCLUDING THE CORONAVIRUS?

Canada: ooh...

USA and China: CAN IT!!!

Canada: geez

US, China, Canada, and England (with a little bit of Ireland)

US: WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

China: WE DON'T HAVE A HORRIBLE PRESIDENT!

US: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

China: I'LL TAKE THAT BACK IF HE'S IMPEACHED !

US: WELL HE WASN'T!

China: BECAUSE ONLY IDIOTS ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

US: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Canada: *screams* SHUT IT

England: *gives Canada some tea*

US: *throws tea into ocean*

England: YOU DID NOT

US: THERE WAS A REASON WE WON THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION---

England: OH, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU---

Ireland: England, maybe you should---

England: GO FIND A POT OF GOLD, IRELAND!

Ireland: I have to go with the USA on this one---

England: GO BE A TRAITOR WITH THE US!!